TAKE A SEAT

Something odd happened in the garden today. No, not meadow lovemaking. It’s too cold. Rather, I sat on a garden chair to do the weeding and to plant seedlings. I’ve never done that before in all my wild days, my mad existence. Normally I get down and dirty on my knees or bend from a …

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POWER TO THE PEOPLE

We’re doing our bit to share the sudden, ten year old, energy crisis. We’re turning the lights off to keep the lights on. We stumble around in the dark, with no heating, cold and frightened like old people should be. We had friends staying over the long weekend and in the dark I went to …

FREE TO A GOOD HOME

We’re trying to get rid of Melissa but no-one wants her. She’s been living here for years. I’m sorry I haven’t mentioned her before. We even included two aeroplane neck braces in case someone wanted to sleep with her on a trip overseas. (Tickets not included.) No luck so far. Early on it looked promising. …